Some versions of Internet Explorer play the Assassination EP track at a slower speed. If it sounds like LBH has been sippin on sizurp, you can:
1. Clear your temporary internet files, then refresh the page and try playing it again. If it's still messed up, then
2. Use a different web browser. We live in the 21st century people, there's no reason you should still be using Internet Explorer. It's the lime green Pinto of web browsers. Get with the program, download Firefox, and enjoy our EP at 100% speed.

Additionally, some versions of Internet Explorer display every photo in the photo section vertically. That's stupid. Refer to the instructions above for solutions.